I got my wife to take a photo of me in my tennis gear. Sounds harmless enough, but do not look! If you’ve known me at all, either for 6 months or most of my life, you will be creeped out.
- I’m wearing sunglasses
- My shorts are short enough that you can almost see my knees. My knees!
- I’m wearing a white top. A white top!
- I’m holding a piece of sporting equipment
- I have logos on my clothes (unavoidable)
- I’m possibly wearing the ugliest shoes on earth
You’ve been warned. If you dare, tap the image. You’ll never unsee what you’re about to see…