These are my dirt piles (topsoil, mulch, and clay). There are many others like them, but these are mine.
My dirt piles are my best friend. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life.
Without me, my dirt piles are useless. Without my dirt piles, I am useless. I must shovel my dirt piles true. I must shovel straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shovel them before they shovel me…