Great news: Tool are finally touring the USA while I’m living in Texas! …’cept I leave for Australia on their first show night, and return two days after the tour ends. Bastards. Five bucks says they announce Australian dates in April or May.
This Citibank ad is the worst I’ve seen in a long, long time. And I’m not alone in my feelings. It’s on the tennis channel at almost every break. As one commenter accurately put it: “…sitting through it 20 times every Sunday makes me want to kill myself.” Agreed.